Naja_kaouthia

I can’t afford a used car either so I’m driving this Subaru until it’s unrepairabe. It’s nearly old enough to vote.

But does it have the Center Tooth™️?

Going to have to eat something with food costs being what they are.

Merry Birthmas, Stamets!

Does Vegas have odds yet for him calling it fake news?

Just wanted to say thanks for the information. I work remotely and I think my coworkers would benefit massively from organizing.

Touché

Oh thank fuck. Not that she’s not perpetually shrieking human trash, I just can’t fathom someone being that stupid.

You know, every time he says something dumb I think to myself, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”. I then wait about a week,tops and he manages to say something dumber-er. Amazing.

Very Henry II of you.