ShouldIHaveFun
If you also accept TV series, Battlestar Galactica may interest you.
- MS word (yeah, I don’t like Libre and most of Libre Suit) it’s not as good as MS suite, of c, but it’s really bad.
Have you tried onlyoffice? Its interface is closer to ms office and an online version can even be self hosted and integrated with nextcloud or seefile.
It has apps for Linux and Android
Edit:
Here is the link to the standalone desktop app (not the online version): https://www.onlyoffice.com/desktop.aspx
And here is the link to the supported OSes for the desktop app (incl download links): https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx
Finally, here is the link to the github repo of the desktop app: https://github.com/ONLYOFFICE/DesktopEditors
Don’t you have an option to boot from usb in the BIOS?
Note that accessing the boot menus is not always with F12. Sometimes it’s also ESC, F1, F2 or DEL. You should try those.