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Yeah, but the community here is theonion. The comment applies the same for any of the satire sites.

For real. The headline could have said “The U.S. is unprepared” and covered the same concepts.

Sorry, Onion, some of these literally have Christmas in their titles. That’s a stretch, even for you. XD

Related articles: Bowser is 513 years old, beating out an old shark

Wow, I didn’t know luchadors could make it past 500.

Is the preview picture… not showing a shark to anyone else? I clicked on the article and didn’t see this picture there either.

I’m not surprised. I forget when I looked up the research, but several hair typed definitely don’t need shampoo as much as people think they do. That we have another product (conditioner) yo undo the damage shampoo does to out hair is astounding.

As for the overall bathing thing, I agree. It depends on what you do day to day, your environment, and genetics. With all three of those factors, some people need to bath more often than others need to.

Most of my washing routine is actually for chronic pain. I don’t need to scrub for smell too much, but hot water feels good on pained areas.

That’s interesting. I never would have thought of this. I use two hands to button and never considered what side anything was on. Perhaps because I have both men’s and women’s shirts?

I thought this was an Onion article for a moment.

I feel sorry for her future coworkers, but at the same time? I like when people have to live the perspective of the people they treat badly. I hope this teaches her a lesson.

It’s Chipotle.

Scientists discover racism: more news at eleven.