nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I’m leaving it in

not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit

the bit about it that I find subtly glorious (in how remarkably fuckwitted it is) is the baseline idea of “intellectual horsepower”

I’m not surprised that this is a view they (of the company that’s effectively going “just 12 more DCs bro it’ll be enough compute bro I promise bro just watch”) hold and consider in such a simple mechanism-rating scale

but it is funny as fuck

(sorrynotsorry)

“hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today’s Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I’m just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let’s get right into it, shall we?”

bit late

they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve… and they’re gonna need to use a few of them

look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!

okay so I’ve just found a new shirt I want

I don’t understand this comment (largely for not knowing where any of these things happened) and since it’s the tail end of a Friday at the tail end of a long and stupid week

I think that’s okay. I think I’m just not going to ask this once. Just not know a thing, as a bit. It’ll be novel!

big week for renaming things at MS