Jonathan Hendry

@Varyk

Cryonics is a grift, nobody is going to be cured of death by future Dr Jesus.

@Varyk

Name ten.

@gerikson

Lasik doesn’t work for every vision problem.

@dgerard

I don’t understand the hate for transition lenses. You don’t have to get them in frames last fashionable in 1982.

@mii

Mary reads a book, Paul plays chess, and Peter sneaks out to molest a child.

@Jayjader @carlitoscohones

I’m sure Candy Crush will come pre-installed.

@blakestacey @techtakes

“"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department,””

He is the PR department.

@YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM

This post is the worst Burma Shave roadside ad ever.

@pyrex @sneerclub

1 testosterone.