muh_shroom

Lmao, I’ve got a bullet for every magat fuck that crosses the border. Last thing they’ll hear is a tree speaking French

that shit goes so fuckin hard

I can’t believe people are still voluntarily wire tapping themselves in 2025

I don’t drink, but I’m gonna crack a really nice bottle when Musk suck starts a glock. Will be his greatest lifetime achievement. I hope he video tapes it so I can bust a nut to it.