ochi_chernye

Fyi, it’s martial law.

I felt left out, but I just got one. Hilarious.

This is a fucking ad.

If it can make it through 5 training jumps, sure! Honestly, the little jumps they make you do on practice equipment hurt more than landing with a (functional) parachute. I’m just glad they weren’t using the towers when I went through; those seemed like a terrible idea.

Luckily for the rest of the species, this describes nearly all nazis.

I tried to get into Fallout 4 for the second or third time recently, and have just given up, and uninstalled it. It’s the simplified dialogue that ultimately robs it of any meaning for me. Nobody has anything very interesting to say, and the player just has a few one-word prompts to respond with. I don’t suppose that’s any different in Fallout: London? I imagine they’d have had to go to unreasonable lengths to change it.

His chief weapon was surprise, iirc. That’s all, just surprise.

This is from Waterworld, right? Troublingly relatable.

I mean, occasionally they do. Always popping up where you least expect (or want) them, in my experience.

Yeah, probably safest to stock up on onions now, so you won’t be caught out. I always keep some on standby for this kind of thing.