Sounds like the cutest girl

Fuck yes, people freak out about eating crickets or shit but then proceed to eat a huge spiderlike creature that’s mushy inside (crabs)

People who have a large following and magic emojis next to their name will keep using it because it gives them their validation. Twitter celebs are really in a sad state of existence

Because windows is preinstalled on the computer they buy. That is literally it

Linus is just another tyrant boss, surprise

Yes i have become a virus, destroyer of cells

I can’t believe this is happening after we did absolutely nothing to stop it

Because english is just semi random noises

If it’s important, they’ll leave a message. Otherwise it’s just another scam anyway

Getting shot over shoplifting is insane.

The usa is fucked beyond saving