picklemeister [she/her]

i am right now fighting an overpowering urge to stuff them both into lockers

if it’s gonna be water wars then i’m going to be helping to form an equitable and resilient water soviet. i’ll bloom until i’m gone.

i keep meaning a run with a Shadowheart romance but i always end up sex fighting with lae’zel

color revolution of usa incoming

on liberal hellsites i follow it’s been as sad as it is expected to see canadalibs insist that americalibs perform human wave attacks on the white house (funny image, i know) to stop tariffs after haranguing those who wouldn’t vote for kamala over Palestine. apparently an unlimited number of dead Palestinians is fine but economic harm to canadians demands blood sacrifice. truly canadians and americans are nothing alike.

need a bunch of meaningless shit so unpaid sycophants can post lists of all the ‘accomplishments’ of the administration

uhhh so I guess we infiltrate it instead? Still working out the mechanics on this

allen dulles currently pleading with satan for a day pass

it’s one of those really nice microcosms of capitalism

You can’t really say you worked retail until you’ve had to play Social Worker for 15-30 minutes and talked to an old person who has nobody to talk to.

people will still really call it “unskilled labor” when the percentage of the population that can gracefully deal with this is infinitesimal and you can’t learn it from a bootcamp