Ok. I guees you live somewhere, where there it is cool at night. Waterproof sheets would mean waking up in a pool in the morning here. :))

Fancy bedframes are overrated, but having a mattress on the floor is not great. It needs to breathe from the bottom. You can get or build a very cheap and functional frame, but i would advise against having your bed on the floor for a long time.

Because 7*20 minutes is more than 2 hours. :)

But the asbestos insulation will take care of it easily.

You need the sim alive to recieve set up and confirmation sms. At least for whatsapp.

Had a similar problem with by bike buddies. Even tried to bribe them with beers. It ended up with me using my laptops simcard number to register whatsapp and I only use it eith this group. Everybody allways wonders, why they cannot use that number to call me. :)

If the stick went through at 35 mph it did’t have time to get bloody. Also the sole would have worked as a wiper seal.

Adult people drown them in martinis. So, Jar a week souds about right. :)