slicedcheesegremlin

lmao the poor fairy

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

aww such babies, i love the little scottish fold ears

this is honestly even worse because they arent beholden to the constitution then

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

it was a “military organization”, he said, that will be used for “aiding law enforcement with riots and illegal immigration”.

The whole time I was reading this, I was wondering how the fuck any of this is legal, and this passage answers my question perfectly: it’s not. The constitution explicitly says that the military is never to be used for policing purposes, because the founding fathers were terrified of this exact kind of overreach happening as a result. This is the same as if the Third Amendment somehow became relevant again in modern times. That’s why they branded the militia as “disaster relief,” for the same reason as Fox News is branded as “entertainment” and not news media; they know this would never hold up against the law.

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

isn’t there a theory that it’s a pun based on Sumerian taverns also being brothels? like, “I can’t see, i’ll open a widow” but they still dont understand why it’s a dog

dog pig dog pig dog pig loaf of bread [system error]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA