sporkler

those damn democrats, yelling about how tmurp’s going to destroy the country, then telling everyone who voted for them they voted for a guy who’s destroying the country. Damn their eyes, don’t they see that our symbolic gesture made us feel like we were above it, all the way until inauguration day?

Don’t worry, you can take the path of the president you didn’t vote for, yet helped elect and deny responsibility for your own actions. Like at work when they ask you if you’d rather work all weekend without pay or with pay, and you don’t want to work the weekend at all so you just let everyone else decide for you. It may not be the best move, but it’s the best move you can bring yourself to commit to.

arguably, they didn’t not not

something something live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

congressional appointment should be handled like jury duty. “Dammit, I pulled congressional duty again.” the certainty of having to return to your old life would encourage you to make it better for non-politicians as well.

and tie their retirement to social security instead of a separate fund.

The lizard suit wasn’t even designed to do that, but he’s such a great man he made it happen anyway.

When asked follow up questions he admitted that he wasn’t certain of any further actions to be taken, as putin now only gives a single instruction at a time.

I think he should attack Greenland.

Hell, I’d even let him take a pair of chopsticks with him, if he can fit it in his kayak.

Pilboooooy