vampire

Idk if you guys know this but you can have a best friend without FUCKING THEM, YOU FILTHY FUCKING ANIMALS

Just copy your nix config over and build again. Non-issue. What? You don’t have a backup? You deserved it then.

Lol’d

Listen, I think you that you think that I think that bidets aren’t better than wiping. You’re wrong. I agree with you. Bidets are better.

My entire point is that normal people don’t have shit smeared in their drawers for no good reason.

let me give you some advice… never, ever say that to anyone ever again. so unbelievably fucking creepy and it does not communicate your point at all.

I don’t use my asshole to interact with the world

well, my last girlfriend was jewish.

You got it boss

I stand firmly on the side of not stifling hateful use of “Jew” to avoid the risk of stifling regular use of it. They can’t make the correct descriptor of my identity into a derogatory word. I won’t let them.

Judaism and vampirism have a lot in common.

1. Existed since the dawn of time
2. Universally shunned
3. Forced to uphold their traditions in secret

When you factor in the blood libel, the connection goes even deeper.