xkbx
xkbx@startrek.website
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Cowabunga! That’s one sick turtle 😎
You’ve misunderstood the “anarchy” of anarchy chess. I recommend totalitarian chess or libertarian chess (it’s the same thing it’s just that you checkmate by charging your opponent for the squares they occupy)
Thats what you think, last week Michael Bay broke down my door and used the ribbon from my Transformers G1 tapes to floss his ass provocatively in front of my parrot. Now my parrot won’t stop screaming “I don’t hate women, just bitches” and “it isn’t a slur if your slur it” while disregarding his own canonical events.
Buddy, for $5, a flashlight, toy store binoculars, and some green film, I can make you the baddest infiltrator this side of the median line
I just remember the game had boobs