CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.

Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.

Incredible work.

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cloudstrike crowdstrike should be sued into hell

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Crowdstrike*

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Cloud Strife*

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Counter Stri… no not that.

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Clown Stripe*

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Better rebrand to Clownstrife I guess.

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Clownstrife

Funniest thing I’ve read all week, lol

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Time to rebrand as CloudShrike to prevent future fuckups.

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well maybe letting them pay compensation to all(!) victims (not just their customers) for all losses including lost time already would solve that problem.

that would leave the decades-long unsolved problem of microsoft not beeing held liable for their buggy products (which is the reason for all security-products-as-a-workaround-to-compensate-that-crappy-os companies existance) open.

why not in general hold companies liable for the damage they cause so they CAN develop beeing more cautious with what they do? i mean not ONLY cs should be sued to hell, but ALL of them should be sued until they are reasonable cautious with all possible damages they can cause (and already did in the past)

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Microsoft*

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It’s not Microsoft’s fault a third party company wrote a kernel module that crashes the OS.

Unlike the mobile world where apps are severely limited and sandboxed, the desktop is completely the opposite. Microsoft has tried many times to limit what programs can do, but encountered a lot of resistance and ultimately had to let it go.

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Windows requires that antuviruses run at kernel level, programs which are notoriously buggy and harmful. It is a design flaw to require users to implement mandatory security features in this way. (it is literally not possible to run windows 10 or 11 without an antivirus) Similar security programs on Linux do not run at kernel level, nor should they.

Furthermore, every copy of Windows since Windows 7 requires that kernel modules are signed by Microsoft themselves. Microsoft personally signed off on this code that crashed millions of computers.

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Both

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If someone hands a toddler a gun and they shoot someone, who’s fault is it?

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