I can still recite the home phone number I had from 10-20yo.

“Maaaaa, get off the phone, I’m trying to get online!”

Trying to play red alert or age of empires and having to fill in a box for baud rate, but I have no idea what baud rate fucking is. Now we need to make another phone call and start the whole process over again.

My first telephone was a rotary. More than once I didn’t call pizza Hut because it had 3 0’s at the end.

Ooh, remember the cordless landline phones? I’d always see how far from home I could walk before they’d cut out