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Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months

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Lol then she’s still the first woman president. Hilarious

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Kamala uses her carte blanche from the supreme court to drone strike trump and retain her position

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Trump will not exist in the context of all in which he dies and what comes after him

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Critical support

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Dropping drones from the White House like coconuts from a tree

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[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] year of four presidents, year of four presidents-

Other patients: year of four presidents, YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS, YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS, YEAR OF FOUR PRESIDENTS!

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