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I used to be polite to these things. They used to work. Neither is true anymore.

  • Me: hey google play soft piano music
  • Google: spopht
  • Me:… hey google play soft piano music
  • Google: I’m sorry, who did you want to call?
  • Me: Cancel
  • Me: hey google pllaayy soft piano muusiicc
  • Google: playing piano music on youtube… sorry I cannot do that on this device
  • Me: hey google play soft piano music on spotify
  • Google: ok, playing the album chainsaw death by the murder orphans.
  • Me: cancel cancel cancel CANCEL
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I used to like asking my google assistant to make my light blue, until it decided it wanted to play the "I’m Blue " song every single time, which was funny a couple of times until you’re hungover AF and it decideds to play it at full fucking volume, then blatantly ignoresnyour pained calls to stop.

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I am glad it’s not happening to me, but I can’t imagine that not being funny.

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To be fair, the early works of The Murder Orphans were much more mellow…

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I was listening to The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents.

They weren’t quite as edgy back then.

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The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents

Oh, you mean The Pointer Sisters?

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