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Hell, even โ€œare you downโ€ฆโ€ isnโ€™t bad. Suggested finishers:

  • โ€ฆto get coffee?
  • โ€ฆfor a movie night?
  • โ€ฆfor lunch/dinner?
  • โ€ฆto hang out and chat at the park?
  • โ€ฆto meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

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He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

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"Are you downโ€ฆ:

  • โ€ฆ To get barebacked? Haha jkโ€ฆ Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed thatโ€ฆ
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What a shame โ€” I kinda love it

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What about

  • โ€ฆto build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • โ€ฆto play some Goldeneye?
  • โ€ฆto paint my Skaven army?
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If she says yes to the Skaven itโ€™s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

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Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

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Then weโ€™re back to โ€œWanna smash?โ€

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Who knows? Maybe sheโ€™s downโ€ฆ

  • โ€ฆto lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
  • โ€ฆto slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
  • โ€ฆfor a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Oceanโ€ฆbut first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
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I hate that Iโ€™m doing this but the history need within me canโ€™t let this one be

Itโ€™s the republic not the empire

Sorry Iโ€™ll leave now

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  • โ€ฆto commit war crimes in Bosnia.
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Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

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  • โ€ฆ with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

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you donโ€™t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

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