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Could in theory be saved later by “Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it’s any excuse I was drunk when I sent it.” If feeling confident, could be followed by “The part about having a crush on you was true tho.”.

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Could be saved by “Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message…”

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“The keys are right next to each other”

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“I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!”

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