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Anon is a true romantic(lemmy.world)

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!

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