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Anon tries to be funny(sh.itjust.works)

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j4k3@lemmy.world
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The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

I’ll bang the abominations out of her.

I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.

You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.

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eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?

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j4k3@lemmy.world
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You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.

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