Get ready to feel old: This isn’t even gen-z speak, this is gen-alpha speak.

Nay from me, for such variances of speech are wrought clear as by the Stone of Alexandria.

While my brain feels pain from being stuck in Shakespeare mode, I gladly find that I can freshly read this Z-speak. It giveth me hope to see our generations Twix’d, that some sweet crunch of justice might produce this flimsy wrapper.

Say I continue with said gen-z memes, but only if we follow with the Chewie rawrs of translation.

Forsooth I must be done with Shakespeare’s voice if I’m to think with ought but frank exhaustion. The verse at times goes on too long fr.