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The best gift I ever got was a T-shirt full of holes. The person gave it to me because I was cold. At the time everything they owned was the T-shirt and three ramen noodles. He went cold so I didn’t have to.

What’d Walz sacrifice for those candy bars and drinks? As a politician he’s chosen ideological slavery. If he wanted to make a real difference he’d have stayed a teacher and football coach.

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44 points

Wow, what a dogshit take.

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36 points

Holy shit, a new “worst take I’ve ever read” for Lemmy!

In your (warped-as-fuck) worldview, we’re better off if the good people don’t become politicians, and we’re stuck with only the self-serving leeches?

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-30 points

He’s a politician that takes corporate money and lives a far better life than his constituents. He’s not good.

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11 points

Vs the monsters the right is running this guy is Jesus Christ

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4 points

What corporate money has he accepted up to this point?

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28 points

Yeah why didn’t he give those trick-or-treaters his house and go homeless? Fucking politicians man

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-33 points

Why didn’t he live as his constituents and give the rest away?

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15 points

This picture was taken in front of the governor’s residence in Minnesota. Where he lived, when he was the governor of Minnesota.

Kinda hard to give away something you don’t own.

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14 points

One of the perks of being governor is you get a house for your term.

You too could get a house if you ran for office instead of yelling at people on the internet about it.

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13 points

If he gave everything away, he wouldn’t have anything at all, therefore wouldn’t be in a position to lead. Wouldn’t you require resources to do these things? Or is it your point of view all leaders should be homeless and penniless?

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27 points

What…? I think you need some more time to mature before you understand politics.

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17 points

Beware ye all who enter this thread: Ye be warned, there is not but 2009 Facebook status hot takes beyond this point.

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The Widow’s Mite, ancient wisdom, is a shit take? Awesome.

I think you need more time to develop the courage to effect your principles. But, I’m sure you’re too busy developing the systems of exploitation, “engineer”. You could defect. But, that takes courage. It likely doesn’t even register as a choice.

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25 points

So in a democracy you’d vote for no one, as they’d all have chosen to be politicians by definition?

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24 points

Bruh admitting your wisdom is outdated isn’t the flex you think it is.

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“Ancient Wisdom” applied stupidly can indeed lead to shit takes. In this case, you’re criticizing this politician because… he didn’t give halloween handouts proportional to his income? His halloween candy bars weren’t a sufficiently significant sacrifice? And then you’re knocking this commenter because their opinion that your take is shit means they are blinded by the “systems of exploitation” they create as an engineer and their lack courage to share your moral views about the virtue of dispensing halloween candy proportional to ones wealth? You’re like a charicature of a cringey philosophy major - and I was a philosophy major. Stop pontificating and think logically about your argument.

Look at Protestants in America “interpreting” their “ancient wisdom” in all sorts of wacky ways. The Baptists’ “ancient wisdom” tells them they’ll go to hell if they dance. The pentacostals’ “ancient wisdom” says that the Holy Spirit will possess you and make you speak gibberish if you believe hard enough. The “christian science” people’s ancient wisdom tells them to pray cancer away - and if they fail to, it’s because they aren’t righteous enough.

Just because you can loosely relate some “ancient wisdom” to a situation doesn’t mean that it’s applicable or that you’re correct.

My wisdom would tell me that this guy’s halloween handouts don’t really say anything about him other than either that he: just likes giving out halloween candy, sees it as a smart political move, or both.

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18 points

You’re typing a lot, but you’re not saying anything.

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13 points

Dumb.

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13 points

You should have let him keep the shirt, dude. He had much less than you, so he deserved it more.

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He’d built up much more of a tolerance to the cold conditions than I had. It wasn’t even a day before another prisoner found out what he’d done and gave him a long sleeve. And, once I was on my feet I bought the old man a couple sets of long johns. No one needs asked to take care of a man who’ll literally give you the shirt off his back.

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4 points

With tears in his eyes, the old man cut fresh holes into the brand new long johns and offered me a pair.

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3 points

/r/ThatHappened

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9 points

What does your strife have to do with the price of eggs in China?

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The Widow’s Mite.

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The Widow’s Mite? Are you Jesus or the widow? If you say you’re Jesus, then you’re self righteous, if you say you’re the widow, then it’s a lie because the widow never complained about her goings-on

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