When I put Polyamorous on my dating profile:

What people read: 🍆💦🍑🥵🚕👋

What I mean: 💒💏💏🚚🏘️

I’ve been re-inspired by some immigrant coworkers to affirm something I already suspected: having bigger households with multiple working people in them makes surviving and saving way easier ($3 million Retirement Thread looms menacingly). I wanna grill through the apocalypse with my 2-5 partners cause my actual family ain’t shit. And I’m genuinely tired of people just being uninvested in relationships in general. It feels like most of them are really inwardly focused and only really care about what they’re doing or their own aesthetic preferences.