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71 points

You’re talking mad shit for someone in Fireball range

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Have you ever seen someone’s brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

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I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately assess the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.

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This is from a copy pasta, isn’t it?

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