JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

What is it with Americans and just ruining catch phrases?

It’s cool and funny sometimes, not every fucking time.

weird to see a bunch of younglin’s biting the onion localized entirely within this community

Remember, there are two kinds of Americans.

Democrats: Weed
Republicans: Amphetamine or cocaine (depending on income)

You now understand everything about American politics.

Waaait… I am on Adderall for ADHD but also enjoy an herby comedown at the end of the day. So what does that make me? A filthy centrist?! What is this dichotomous drug-fueled political identity crisis I’m experiencing!!!

^/s

Yup, I sure do! (Does this help me figure out what I am?!?)

You are what they call a “swing state”.

I, for one, would volunteer to join the state of catbum.

Do you need a hug? 🫂

the whole point of calling fascists weird is that it seems to work, they hate it.

I must say, it is getting overused.

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