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“But they’re so expensive, I’m not paying that much for a bike! I’d rather pay 10 times as much for cheap car that’ll sell all my text messages to data scraping companies while polluting the environment and destroying my future.”

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Bro my car cost $4k, has no radio and manual windows, if this 20 year old civic can sell my data, it’s earned it

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Even more reason to get an e-bike lol. Too late I guess since you already decided to pay 4000 dollars for a shitty car. :p

4k for a top of the line e-bike.

3k for a decent e-bike.

Or 5k for the best e-bike in the world.

None of these have radios either. And you don’t have to work up a sweat by rolling down the windows because there’s no windows!

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Sure, but that doesn’t allow me to bring home a family worth of groceries, or let me drive 4-5 hours away to see family for the holidays, or give me a way to drop my partner off at the airport with three suitcases for work conferences, or a way to get my 110lb dog to the vet.

The bike is not a replacement for a car, not even if it’s an expensive e-bike.

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