JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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Not bad for a plane 😏

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(JDV) I can only get so erect.

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There’s a CRT TV, how old is this.

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It’s just woke. /s

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They teaching CRT to TVs?

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Pretty sure it’s the previous model which is now a museum exhibit.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of JD Vance masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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Obviously next time you’re on the train you should start furiously masturbating without the pictures of couches, it’ll go much better for you.

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Ugh. Sun-bleached, bad-built, butch-body couch. Not nearly enough curves and contours. How’s a fella supposed to get into that? It’ll have to go.

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