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This just made the best argument for how I’m going to plan my diet going forward. Nothing but fries and ice cream from now on. I’ll be a paragon of health.

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Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

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it’s not burning, it’s soot

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Ice cream not melting seems like a small problem considering ice cream in general are full of saturated fat and sugar.

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You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

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I’ve never seen this before and I’m horrified.

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Supposedly Christian Bale consumed a diet of exclusively pizza and ice cream to get from a Machinist physique to a Batman one, so maybe you’re more right than you realized!

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If we want to max processed make sure you’re going for ice creams that cannot legally call itself ice cream, “frozen desserts”.

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I wouldn’t say frozen milk is particularly far into processed territory.

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Your sodium, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels will earn gold, silver, and bronze medals for their Olympic-grade high jumps. And that’s how you know it’s healthy.

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