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Dads are motherfuckers.

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Mines both…

My dad tought me a man never beats a woman. He also taught me that he lied…

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Curiously, they don’t start as motherfuckers: they begin as generic fuckers and then after many months turn into motherfuckers.

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Well, how else are you supposed to become a dad without fucking the mother?

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