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16 points

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

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None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don’t get out much do you? 🤣

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3 points

Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?

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7 points

There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

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1 point

Depends on whether I’m getting paid fam

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1 point

Went out once to buy movie tickets, get back to the old big screen to experience it properly again. But it was very noisy and busy so it was more than enough with just the one time.

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2 points

What movie? Casablanca?

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I’d go for jumpers, tape, and a tarp. Using the car battery makes it seem like your car battery died. Rope would also make it creepy.

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That’s also all stuff you can use while working on your vehicle.

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3 points

True, zip ties would also fit in that category

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I can never remember; is it the left or right nipple that goes to battery positive??

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