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Health Experts Recommend Doing Exact Opposite Of Whatever Simon Cowell Doing To His Body(theonion.com)

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Can someone get me a pic of this Simon guy so I can understand the joke. I am prohibited from using search engines by the demon that has taken over my soul.

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The article has a photo

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Thank you :-)

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