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A waitress is holding a steaming pile of food on a tray, while Everett sits at a dining table, a frown on his face. Waitress: We didn’t have any spring chicken, Mr. True, so I brought some boneless canned- Everett punches the tray out of her hands, throwing the contents up onto the ceiling, knocking his chair and table askew in the process. Everett: Take it away!! TAKE IT AWAY!!! Do you think I’m a scavenger? None of it for me! I read the papers, I do!!!

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Yes, that’s why it’s “Outbursts of Everett True”, not “reasonable reactions of Everett True”. He is an asshole and proud of it.

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May you always get the real chicken you ordered and your steak cooked just right. Tip of the bowler to you.

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of “The Outbursts of Everett True.” Feel free to check out the sticky.

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