🤠 “Yah so I used to run iron mans and one time I punched someone while swimming. Omg at the finish line I totally had to keep going otherwise we’d definitely have gotten into a fight!”
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🤠 “I’m a survivor I once ate a duck because I was too proud to take the food from my friends”
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🤠 Stares at someone’s ass “Raaaawwrrrrrr”
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(disclaimer: based on reality but of course just extreme examples)