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*brakes, breaks are what birds have for mouths

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I thought breaks were the glass bottles that scientists put stuff in?

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You’re thinking of beakers. Breaks is what Johnny does when he wakes up in the morning and smokes marijuana.

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No breaks are that family down the block where the kids have really cool names: Brayden, Brayliegh, Brayless

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Thx TIL

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Facepalm

!facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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Anything that makes you apply your hand to your face.

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