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You can always back out of the commitment by having nebulously defined angry psychic space sex(?) with him before impact. By the time you hit atmosphere the asteroid should disappear.

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Make sure to express your deeply-rooted mommy issues while doing so. Very important step.

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Yes, important step. And make sure you project these feelings onto your shared underage Indian girlfriend.

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