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What’s an appropriately Elvish way to say “Now listen here, you little shit.”?

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Embrace the wisdom of the immortal’s experience, you little shit.

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32 points

Be sure to throw “spoon-eared fuck” in there too.

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Cast thine undivided attention upon me, whelp.

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“I’m sure you’re too immature to appreciate this, but…”

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6 points

You wouldn’t understand, spoon ear.

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I read the comment talking about New Vegas and then I misread this one as “Elvis” and for a few seconds it made sense to me.

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Some mods let you play aa a ghoul, making you just as functionally immortal as an elf, if slightly less pretty.

So yeah, making fun of immortals for only being lvl 7 works in the Fallout universe too 😁

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