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My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.

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Look on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!

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Already on 2 different meds for blood pressure and just turned 30 aw ywaaaaaaa ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Beware, that was me 6 years ago. Now Iโ€™m on meds for blood pressure, antidepressants, anti-anxiety, I need regular physiotherapy (keep good posture kids) and I just had to have 6 blood tests because Iโ€™ve had a stomach-ache for 2 weeks and noone knows whyโ€ฆ I genuinely donโ€™t remember what point I was going to make, so I guess this is just a rant now. But try not to follow in my footsteps.

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Only one for me, but holy hell is it scary when I miss a pill, feel like Willy Wonka is turning me into a blueberry.

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Which is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.

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