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20 points

Who wants to pet calves?

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Someone that doesn’t know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

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19 points

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

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20 points

Not in terms off K:D ratio

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Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!

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6 points

Are they the highland variant?

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10 points

“heeland coo”

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I’ll have you know that my calves are strong and muscular and the nicest feature on my body and everyone is welcome to pet them. You know you want to.

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Psychopaths who don’t care that the calves are immediately being separated from their mothers for slaughter and for higher milk production.

Trauma all around.

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6 points

Fake and not gay enough. Separating calves from their moms reduces, not increases, milk production.

It has even been proven that cows have their clique and just their company affects how much they produce.

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5 points

It’s higher milk production when the milk that would’ve gone to the calf goes to people. I think that’s easy enough to understand and uncontroversial to say.

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5 points

If he’s a rancher, this is a beef herd.

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