There are a lot of news articles about “back to the office”, but they recirculate the same bad ideas. Let’s provide some new ideas for the media to circulate. It may also have the effect of making the office less terrible.
I would like my work computer to do Windows updates lightning quick in the office. It currently takes weeks, in or out of the office. Stopping in for a day makes no difference, so there is no point. Now, if there was a point, I would go in.
What would get you in the office?
mmmmm i think all my boss would have to do is get on their hands and knees and suck me off to completion in front of god and everyone
that’d get me back in the office for at least 20 minutes or so
lmao if jokes are too much for you then yeah by all means
i def didn’t ask to see your whiny puritanism
