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105 points

You return your cart because it’s the right thing to do

I return my cart because it gives me a sense of superiority

We are not the same

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58 points

You return your cart because it’s the right thing to do

I return my cart to get my euro back that I put in to unlock it

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27 points

Mr fancy pants here with full euro coins.

I treasure my red plastic €0.50 coin replica more than my life.

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5 points

I put in a 2€ and look down on other shoppers

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4 points

You guys can use €0.50 coins?! Over here in Australia it’s either a $1 or $2 coin. I wish I could chuck a 50¢ piece in the trolley.

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1 point

Why not just 3D print a few more?

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You guys still do that?

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10 points

I straighten them because they annoy me lol.

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7 points

what I don’t get is when there’s multiple rows of carts, people often put their cart in the row that is already the longest, instead of putting it in the shortest one to balance it out

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2 points

Sheep mentality, another way in which the shopping cart is the mirror of our society

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2 points

I knew I wasn’t the only one.

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I’ll also go fetch a couple on the way if I see some hanging out. It’s not because I’m trying to make the cart wrangler’s job easier, but because it’s not orderly and it bothers me. I have to consciously limit myself or I’d end up patrolling the whole lot.

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