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Constantly shocked by people that don’t open the oven door at look every time prior to preheating the oven.

How else will you find:

  • no pilot light
  • a blanket
  • cast iron cookware cooling
  • loaded guns
  • forgotten food

Look in the oven people! It takes 1 second.

Edit: I am amazed how many people don’t look in the oven before turning it on.

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37 points

I do not understand ever storing anything in the oven, its a cooking tool not a storage tool.

I will agree if you have a gas stove that checking the pilot light is a good idea, but those are becoming less common as we are discovering just how bad they are for your health - that, and induction is amazing for anything that doesn’t require an open flame (and that’s what bbqs are for!).

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we are discovering just how bad they are for your health

It turns out that burning a highly flammable carcinogen in your living environment isn’t the best idea.

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Best thing to cook on in the world though. It’s worth opening a window or whatever.

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3 points

I know people who store valuable documents, items of devices in their ovens. Usually the reasoning is “if a burglar breaks in they wouldn’t think to check the oven for valuables”. Honestly, pretty stupid reasoning because I’d imagine any burglar worth their salt has heard that old chestnut and will probably place the oven fairly high on their checklist.

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4 points

My solution to burglars is being poor.

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2 points

It was probably the most unrealistic scene in all of Limitless.

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2 points

I can’t even remember the last time I saw a gas range or oven that didn’t have pizoelectric starters. My cousin has a stove from the 1930s, that was probably it.

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The last time I saw one was in France in about the 1990s. That’s because France in the 1990s is similar to everywhere else in the 1840s

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my oven cooking tools are stored in there im gonna need it anyway

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1 point

If you’re in a small place, you store where you can. I get the impression most people never use their oven.

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32 points

Because normal people don’t put random shit in their oven to check for?

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5 points

Right. My oven has a few roasting dishes in it that live on the bottom, and that’s it. Who the fuck puts non-cookware in an oven when it’s not in use?

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My grandfather never really used his oven for anything, only the stovetop, so he stored boxes of cereal in his oven. You know, cardboard ones.

But when he hosted for the holidays, other people would show up and use the oven… We figured that out PDQ, but not before at least one box of cereal went up in flames.

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14 points

Why would you expect anything to be in the oven? Maybe the cast iron is the exception but only because it can take the heat

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Fun fact: Some ovens have a storage drawer at the bottom (drawer under main door.) Some ovens have a broiler at the bottom (drawer under main door. Maybe only gas ovens, maybe not.)

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8 points

And some call that storage a “warming drawer”.

Hopefully you know what you have, plus why would you put anything in storage at someone’s house, if not the place it came from?

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Gas ovens pretty much exclusively these days, and that’s a cost cutting thing for anyone wondering. On cheap models, the manufacturer uses the same burner for both broiling and baking so they don’t have to pony up to include two separate burners, valves, and igniters. In broil “mode,” you just put the food item immediately below the burner in the drawer so it’s much closer to the source of the heat which is now also conveniently above it rather than below it.

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I’m reminded of a joke from Burn Notice where Michael has kept a folder of critically important blackmail files in his mother’s oven for several seasons. He just casually points out she never actually cooks anything herself.

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That show was awesome.

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1 point

The longest Hyundai commercial ever.

(Yes, it was good)

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9 points

Thinking that’s a good idea, and remembering to do it, are two different things.

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8 points

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

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Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!

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2 points

At least nine!

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Because I know that I didn’t put any random things in there. I’m not insane.

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1 point

The need to adjust oven racks should make checking the oven a thing.

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