Was it ever not OK?

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I poop on company time

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Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.

Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.

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CEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.

Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.

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Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.

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We’ll workshop it on the way to the office

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I say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care

That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair

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BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK

NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

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poop on company time

Amazon intensifies

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Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…

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