-8 points
Are you under the impression that the USSR still exists?
At least one sad bald man in Kreml certainly wants it to return
15 points
Yes, the traitor to the USSR that was part of the reason it was dissolved in the first place, who tried to join NATO (an organization created to go against the USSR), who is the leader of an incredibly Capitalist nation, actually was joking for the last few decades and is really a secret Communist. That definitely makes sense.
