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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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Einar@lemm.ee
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You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?

You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!

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Retreaux@lemmy.world
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Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year

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NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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But why don’t you use the bridge?

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