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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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The whales one took me a second!

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RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.

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dch82@lemmy.zip
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Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales

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Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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Think of countries in the UK

And M4 is a highway, not a tank

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RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Ah, thanks.

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