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Acorn rule(sh.itjust.works)

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jim3692@discuss.online
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Since it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it’s probably completely useless

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NaN@lemmy.world
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No, it just goes to its extraction point! …somehow.

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A7thStone@lemmy.world
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When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.

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lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network

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BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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There’s no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.

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Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it’s less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.

Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.

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