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Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

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A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

Summer lovin, happened so fast,

I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

She flew by me, she bit my… cramp

He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

I saved her young, she nearly starved

He showed off, splashing around

Summer bugs, something’s begun

But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

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Is this… original content?

We don’t take kindly to that around these parts. /s

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Then, ummmm, no?

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This is brilliant good sir!

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Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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