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26 points

The teenagers aren’t having enough sex?

This is a new one.

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58 points

The kids are not alright. They’re starting to trade sex, drugs and rock and roll for anxiety, depression and crushing expectations.

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Kids, that is just not the way! You’re supposed to have sex, do drugs, and listen to rock-‘n’-roll to avoid anxiety, depression and crushing expectations! Kids! You stupid motherfuckers!

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22 points

They’re smarter than we were at their age.

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10 points

Or maybe just better at sneaking around.

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